Saturday, September 20, 2008 UltraSLIM 7:01 PM
It has been a weird morning.
i get a freaking painful hangover-thingy feeling upon waking up, cos i couldnt sleep early last night.
strange.
suddenly i hear little hurried footsteps at my room door.
zhirong bursts in, and with his lego gun in hand, he commands,
"put up your hands, or i will shoot you!"
i do as he says.
He giggles.
"bang! bang! bang! you die!"
my mom walks in and chides him
"eh zhirong, when people raise up their hands, you cannot should them."
she is ignored.
"bang!bang!bang!"
to entertain him, i have to pretend to be suffering from the several gunshot wounds he supposedly inflicted on me. i moan in pain.
then, he gets a genius idea.
with a devilish grin, he points to my groin area.
"i shoot your penis arh."
yes, he knew what the phallus was, long long ago.
in fact, "penis" was the first few of his vocabulary.
but shooting it, now, that dirty little kid, i wonder which television programme he got that inspiration from.
i ignored him and walked out to read the newspapers,
i got freaked out.
oh why?
btw, don't think my obsession with ayase haruka has dwindled.
haha im still going pervy pervy obsessed.
come on, she's the sexayest lady in the whole of japan!
and since japan is the land of the sexayest ladies, that practically means the entire world!
whooooo boing boing bong go ayase-san!
i wna post pictures, but there's no time.
i shall resist this temptation with my strong-will!
