haha firstly would like to thank alvin the hao3jie2mei4 for cutting botak with me

wah today morning was the sex man!
did a time trial
woah the whole gang of 800m nats runners came
so its sort of a simulation.
ok so i wanted to pee before that but tok dont let me
i guess dat helped me?
so we started as the last race
first 50m sprint.
jostled through to 2nd
daryl in front.
then followed daryl for like 200m
kept hearing steps behind me
joo ern or wee teck
overtook daryl at 350m but joo ern came in front
"great where were you anyway, now i can pace."
kept about 5m away from him
reached 400m
tok, "65"

"woah great! 1 more round."

maintained distance from joo ern until he started pia-ing at 300m
"wah siao aiya i 150m then pia la"

lactic attack CCB
started feeling heavy
couldnt think

200m left
"lets go, fuck!"

started all-out (with intention of closing up gap between me and joo ern until 60m when i slowed down cos damm pain

then saw wee teck coming from the corner of my eye
neck leaning to one side
"wah WTF KNS!"

suddenly felt a rush of energy
and increased pace

dipped at the end
woah heng arh, only in frnt of wee teck by maybe 0.1?
damm joo ern, in front by 2s
stupid jnr, bu gei mian zi
tok, "2:14"

WHOOTS
wanted to laugh but couldnt

then started laughing after a sat down
must have looked a bit siao

yes. like finally. after stalling so long at that wretched 2:18

the feeling again, is great.
i love it.
the lactic coming for my butt
LOL

but its borderline top 16
so i must fucking breakthrough on july 3rd
RAWR
wlao then they all at the end use my botak head to cheer
all come gang me
"lai~sim~"

then ltr went for BC
wah the tcher a bit creepy
i prefered the previous one
eyuur
wlao qishan go chu mai me!
tell limin i go bc

in cahoots to take picture of me huh!

after jiang i chiong to starbucks where my parents were
then drove to jiang
and dere was a stupid traffic jam
wah my heart BOOM BOOM BOOM
the seat! the seat! the pic!

reached jiang the busstop there then i ran up
wah lactic from time trial still run leh
then past by mama shop
turned
looked at my darling

"argh forget it seat more important"

ran up and into the class

saw door closed
"oh shit"

went inside and i was like, last.

turned to my right
"okayy maybe chua limin is late

then there she was sitting on THE SEAT
showing me the smug face and the 2fingers

my heart dropped.

limin,"you cannot compare to me
WL u lucky LOR!
lucky lucky lucky!

haha then teng hui smsed me the ans for the lessons listening compre
GREAT! teng hui knows me.

wah then got some oral sai
so chua limin the chinese pro went up and show the tcher her imba oral skills
to fatty zhenlaoshi
FINE maybe not so fat

then want to take picture of me
at first i dun wan cos its like, my botak head looks dumb
then come and say i bias say if its ****** i will let her take
say i ZHONG SE QING YOU
wah so jian lor
take ugly candid picture
then say wad take properly then delete
WAHLAO damm bad lah

haha despo vampire behind apparently kept smiling at me LOL!

told zhen lao shi at the end of the class
"wah zhen lao shi, ni jia qi shi qi chi hen duo hor?"
then hurry zao before she realises what im saying

woah i think she has a voodoo doll of me
everyday" da ni de si ren tou! gan ma lao niang pang!"

WAHLAO! SHARAPOVA IS OUT
WTF.

and jia sheng is pissing me off with his smugness
piece of shit who blows some trumpet in a room all day
with his delightful poser gang of other trumpet blowers
dont criticise other people's english
think you very shuai meh
1st in class msg also 2.5-.-
act class.

go hunp your dictionary
or your trumpet or whatever shit that piece of metal is.

OH I CANNOT APPRECIATE MUSIC RITE?
YES. SINCE SOMEONE LIKE YOU HAS BEEN IN CONTACT WITH IT
you disease

dun talk to me. i dont want contact. or i will hate myself too

ps: when you decide to hump your trumpet, you can call your band members to join in too.

SOAB.

went to film some video for our project today
catered for the deaf-working class
spent like 2hrs! filming 10mins of stuff haha
cos we kept laughing while filming and i kept filminf wrongly
hehe jun xiang knows his stuff eh^^

nt bad lah, did 1/6 of the video

i act as the bad example
cos apparently my hair(or lack thereof) made me look like the guys in prison
so..dat sorta got me the role wlao shirong say i look like a BENG lah

jun xiang acted as the good example

woah good stuff

i think can go finals lor

kester and shirong were acting as the colleauges
haha shi rong kept skipping like some gay


but siani skipped trng cos of that
YESH i have 3 singlets now
i beta have 4 next yr

saturday got showdown with WEE TECK
hahahaha wee teck you better run!
then after that got showdown with CHUA LIMIN
which confirm is i win one
i will sit there
den when shecome in
i will give the smug face
bwawawawawhahahhahahahahahaha IM SO GNA GET IT

no trng 2ml
GREAT! maybe should do some swimming

oh btw, "good results operation" was a sucess
variation test.
wah i was like, "psssshhhhh. guang yan! whats the formula arh?"
"answer is 5 rite!"
confirm 100% one
the 5 ace points are mine

no homework!:D
HERSHEYS CHOCS:D

caught in the morning by tan chee wee
cuaght for buttons, socks and hair
and for running in late
wahlao
i made a brilliant effort to be early la
from the hill bottom dere chiong to the terraces
nvr see i cut how many people lah!

now i have to see him everyday
until he is convinced of my commitment to wear my attire properly
SCREW
haha but i just cut botak so no one can say ANYTHING about long hair

haha PE measure height and weight
YESH 174!
but i didnt dare to look at my weight
wlao i was confident today if i spike my hair up(before i went BOTAK)
confirm 180 one lor

boring stuff followed later and played with the apparatus in the physics lab with jun xiang
LOL we drove the sensor machine crazy with our ^^ movements
the graph plotted was like the porcupine the back lor

den WENT FOR SWIMMING!
wore black san jiao xing
did some jogging and running in the water
and fooling around
wlao irvin wear goggles den go underwater damm scary lah!
i was screaming and running away, almost got caught when the current blew irvin away
freeman was groping around as usual
and joshua came too
eyuur
shawn seoh giving everyone **s
den play float with alvin LOL!

i saw wee teck SWIMMING!
woah laugh until choke

den when to cut botak!
wlao its cooling and everything
but...you know it looks like...

irvin alvin wee teck 2ml see liao dun laugh!

finally!
tag replies:
WAH SIAO I HOW LONG NVR REPLY TAGS

yong hwee: aiya sir wont read this

limin: wlao cut botak liao take picture will damm ugly lah! somemore wan me to smile
i will look like a fishball lah!

al and wee: fine lor u 2 shut up arh! and alvin, one day you will realise the greatness of jaywalking!

fang: LOL free shirt1?

irvin: lol i get owned by you i tink 7^2 times liao

BK: shut up, dota pro

qishan: LAWL yah its ridiculous, but still fun!

BK: you jerk!

BOTAK.
meanwhile i shud stay away from mirrors to maintain current self-esteem

shit school's starting and i have lost my homework
which isnt that bad cos its untouched
but well, hu cares about homework,
until after july 3rd, that is.

july 3rd
800m
lets go lets go!

OK I HAVE CHANGED BLOGSKIN!

i hate being forced to do things by people i don't like.

how untimely, but HAPPY FATHERS DAY!

uhhh i went to poolside to eat today
and i went to the vip corner with my dad and mum
WOAH
the contrast is really cool
the service was like so much better
and the food
and the price
and YESH, its the same 2 waitress

the DA YU YUAN AND LAO SHAO BAO

haha baldy jeff(boss of the resturant) didnt even dare to look up at me

i saw a side of poolside i had nvr once seen,

DA YU YUAN was like so attentive as a waitress

instead of the usual

"eh boy, ni de fan"

or

"eh boy, bang wo guan na ge men"

she was like

"ahh xian shen, yao bu yao yi ge xiao wan ah"

EYYUUUUUUURRR

so fake

in frnt of adults service so good huh
den wif us students treat us like shit.

jeff the baldy shud learn some manners
and stop slamming down the change at the counter

THANKS, LIMIN! FOR LISTENING
THANKS FOR LETTING ME RANT:D

my hands are itchy.
i need to play ping-pong

woke up in the morning and had to make zhi rong his cornflakes breakfast.


cos mom left home early and zhi rong woke up late


damm


i want to eat lah


zhi rong is happily eating now





haha! alvin got doa4


another good reason to go his hse!


but as he says, i must make "advance booking" cos alvin "isnt an impromptu person"


i will go there and own him with my fave character



ahh tag replies:

limin: SUBWAY COOKIEES<33

fang: yes. but no matter. i don't mind! and yes outside my hse and the next bustop^^

wee: but SHARAPOVA IS THE BEST. ivanovic's biceps are sick stuff

i shall sum up my day in a few sentences

i saw a long-haired lass on the bus
i was mesmerised.
had my own paris hilton momment.
"that's hot"

and on the way back i saw her again

like a dream. woah.


oh and i have been containing my confusion for quite awhile
until today when every bustop i stopped at had a fiona xia advert

like, why is fiona xie suddenly popping up everywhere?

isnt that zappy machine outdated?

but, i don't mind one bit.
having fiona staring at me in that look-at-me-im-so-hot! pose everytime i get off the bus

GOODBYE TO FLABBY ARMS, CALVES AND THIGHS!

ok im doing this on alvin's request!

1. At what age do wish to get married?
when i feel like it
2. Who is more important to you.Friends or girlriend?
depends
3. Who is the person you trust the most?
alvin. lol alvin cant lie! i think...
4. Do you think you have enough confidence?
NO
5. If you can have a dream to come true,what would it be?
lets be frank HOT SEX WITH SHARAPOVA!
6. Do you believe in seeing a rainbow after the rain
haven we all seen it before?
7. What is your goal for this year?
2:10 for 800m!
8. Do you believe in eternity love?
nah. i think will sian one rite?
9. Have you broken someone heart that she/he tried to commit suicide?
NO IM NICE!
10. What feeling do you love the most?
the feeling of lactic going up ur legs after a freaking good race
11.What are the requirements that you wish from your other half?
driven. foucused. cos i want to stay at home and do laundry and cooking and slack
12. What feeling do you hate the most?
being outcast
13. Do you cherish every single friendship of yours?
YES.
14. Do you believe in GOD?
YES
15. How old are you?
almost 15
16.Who cares for you the most?
PARENTS
17. Describe the person who tagged you in 5 words
NICE
18.What have you regretted doing in your whole life?
my sloth
19.If time were to rewind,what would you want it to be?
6months before nats last yr
20. Wad have u learn recently?
there are 20 qns in this quiz'

i feel good
and bad

did 2:19 today
great!

sir said the first 600m was beautiful
but yong hwee blocked me at the last 200m

hey but not bad considering i was wearing soggy shoes instead of spikes
yong hwee's wasnt really counted cos during race people also block
so it was a good simulation

haha and alvin did a good job too
thx man
see its karma
alvin has grown to 165.5cm
CONGRATS!
7.5 more to my present height:D


then when i came home

ZHI XIN the ASSHOLE started to niao me
"haha you can take my shit phone!
i got latest cybershot siol
i got a crumpler too!"

hmph
WO REN

i got psp and ipod and a bigger crumpler

HMPH

but i also niao him before i go to malaysia
"haha i got psp and ipod! and you have textbooks and worksheets!"
now he's got he's revenge

damm

the shit phone doesnt even have infrared

WL eh

tag replies:D

teng hui: damm you. im screwed.

guang yan: cos you are royalty SORRY SPELL WRONG GUAN YAN:D

qishan: haha now im back too:D

limin: HOHO YESH HURRY COME MSN!