today training was gay
somemore after wed's circuit i was gna die liao lah

do like halfway i want to cry
damm fk-ing gay lah
then cos i was wearing the imba thin and exposing singlet
the cardio room air-con was killling me
try wearing a bikini in winter
BRRRR freezing

went at 22.2km/hr pace for 400m
somehow it feels forced on the treadmill

felt like vomiting

then went to play LAN with siheng gary irvin and CHU GUAN YAN and LEE ZI JIAN

played dota

well, naturally i owned them

given my imba dota skills

i got 1kill and died 28 times

irvin, got about 15 kills from me

how's that

then second game i improved by leaps and bounds!

i had 2 kills and died onli like, 20 times

COOL

and i wasnt last

hey not bad for third-timer lah

hehe then switched to CS
and played glassfloor

had fun killing my own team off

LOL

again, lowest frag

heh lee zi couldnt play properly cos he was laughing at my scores

oh my cabal reached dual expert liao
though im getting sick of it

hmph irvin i can own you now

ALVIN GIMME BACK MY MEMMORY CARD!

training was some sick shit
abs damm pain when i laugh
then i kept falling down as i went home cos my legs were too weak

it started of quite fun
but then after 2 sets we realised how we were gna die
then after 10 sets everyone was sweating crazy and panting crazy

went to adam road to eat
the IMBA TE DA XIA MIAN
WITH PAI GU
OMGXXMANSXXZZ SHUANG

then sorta limped home

i love training with the team. in the salt center at least
hurry back irvin
i evolved to charizard and pigeot liao
LOL

tag replies OMG im quite early

BK: u sure anot, after you go and get your ego crushed again^^

Qishan: haha have fun in china!

Limin: haha yes i agree! better that that ARCHIE *alvin wearing a pissed face*

watched zhi xin play today
at STTA
lian he zao bao competition
up against a XIAO TONG DUI dude
my bro likes playing against them cause he didnt get into XIAO TONG DUI
the top3 of the selection competition were selected
and zhi xin was 4th
i rmb he was damm pissed
so today he was damm high cause he got to fight no.3
the guy who took away the last spot from him

zhi xin"haha that guy is fat so i will make him run around"

wah the match was freaking tense
almost got a heart attack

zhixin won the first easily, lucky the fat guy couldnt ctach up to deuce
score 11,9

suddenly fat dude became damm imba afer timeout and advice from his coach
zhi xin got owned
score 5,11

fat guy wins another match
zhi xin almost deuced
score 9,11

zhixin's coach spoke to him

then zhi xin started off with his imba serve
the damm fast and unpredictable one
caught fat boy by surprise but fat boy then got used to it

score 8-5
fat boy was winning

zhi xin called for timeout and stoned awhile
calming himself down apparently
fat boy looked confused
the match resumed
then zhi xin go meng catch up
caught up till 8-8
then fat boy went up to 9-8

zhi xin has nerves man
won 11-9 despite on the verge of losing

fat boy looked damm sad

5th match

fat boy climbed to 4-0 owning zhi xin
then zhi xin was damm pissed and started doing his shouting and grunting
was like AHHHH!!!!
then started winnning points
was like showing his fist at fat boy for every point he won

zhi xin went up to 10-5

last point

then fat boy started pulling up to 10-9

then zhi xin ended it calmly with a short ball

fat boy's tummy apparently shortened his reach
he's tummy knocked the table and he sorta bounced back.
what a way to lose

zhi xin was started jumping hysterically
LOL i was clapping like crazy and hi-five him
then he came to kope my seaweed

woah
zhi xin's focus is god-like
nerves too

my imba bro yo

then went for BC
which has been increaingly boring


tag replies:D
WOW im so outdated

jia wen: haha no need lah i think its girl enough :p

qishan: ya. its like made for me lah LAWL jkjk and selling ice-cream is damm good lor
if you want to eat its always there. bubble tea also haha

jun xiang: TALK NONSENSE! you got camp? NO CANNOT GO!

fang: lol you see alr salivate rite

irvin: THANKS:D

wee teck: i treat you bubble tea liao lor

al: wah u secret trng one don't say me ah. say wrong thing ur balls will kena one lor



hmph alvin go join some abs club huh
then try to sell pork to sir
"wah alvin ni mai zhu rou arh?"

fuck
i did a 2:24
wtfwtfwtfwtfwtf
disgusting
ZOMFG
i lost to freeman by 0.3s
what the fucking hell
and i only surppassed my sec1 timing by 2 secs
totally screwed up lah
yong hwee did a 2:26


damm

but at least todays trng made me feel contented
yesss

we did 400m 65s pace
then walk400m
then run 400m 65s pace
then rest like 5min

3 sets

i liked it even though it was fucking tiring

haha lost to wee teck 1/6 sets
last set was darn satisfying
haha own daryn koh 50m, wee teck 30m i think
JII SHUANG
but after that i took really long to recover

lack of oxygen
loads of lactic

DAMM

i must train like today for every trng
every fucking trng

i must at least go finals
i must
i must
i better fucking reach it before may ends
its must be a constant 2:14 end may
to heck with homework
to heck with exams
NATS ARE HERE

End of sabacticals
aiya sian get first the prize is one stupid cap
that kind you don't even dare to wear outside
bet the coach take from a corner of his house then just dump on me
runner-up bk got some cool keychain lah dammit

haha at least we own eugene, that no-life kia who join "fun with tennis" when he's in tennis cca
retard
bk, who was damm imba, got like 22 points
then i onli got like 25
but eugene didnt even past 10
NOOB
BWAHAHAHA
then played after dismissal with irvin and bk and shi rong
WOAH shi rong is damm imba
he was in balloon sculpturing
so he brought this mega big balloon THINGY
then it popped under the hot sun
lol
no like shi rong cared
he ripped the remains like a pro

the flower boy came to ask us to clean the room, 4N, that we used during sabbacticals
it was gross lah
ants all over

haha he damm funny

he pointed to jun xiang and said" wah look at this fella's socks and shoes

then jun xiang was pulling up

jun xiang: it ownself drop one lah

flower boy: talk NONSENSE. it dropped because you pushed it down rite, push it down rite

jun xiang: then why shoe must change?

flower boy: you see your shoe so bad condition

then he turned to me

"see your one also"

haha both shoes had holes

i was like, : no money lah

flower boy: talk NONSENSE. buy cheap cheap one lah

junxiang: cheap cheap spoil very fast

flower boy : talk NONSENSE. you see those sec 4, wear one shoe for 4 yrs

jun xiang: we in sports CCA wad

flower boy :talk NONSENSE

then he ask a sec 4 passing to show the shoe

"see? how many yrs ready?"

haha the sec 4 tio stunned
tried to pull his socks up in a hurry

then we zao

haha maths lessons are gna be fun with flower boy teaching us.

went for trng after that

LOL do drills then play 90 min soccer

watched lee zi run his 800m before soccer

timing of 2:31

first round was good but lee zi could'nt keep up at the 2nd
not bad liao considering lee zi trained 400m all his 2plus yrs

wah lee zi was complaining saying that it wasnt even my sec1 timing
LOL

haha then soccer we made a random rOJAK team

me, yong hwee, lee zi, joo ern'
and the SUPER IMBA mr.tok
wah mr.tok caught me for socks today lah
so i was wearing high socks for the entire day

wah play against the ah beng team
tok was like, "bu yao zhan na li kan ta men tiao wu, you ji hui jiu ti"
cos they were acting seh
haha then at the goal post i pressure like crazy
he run everywhere i follow
then started chionging at him
he go side then i sidestep with him
he was like damm kek
missed like every ball tok gave to me
LOL
tok scored every goal
haha sec1 team most funny
they come in with the seh look
"lets do this man"
then mr.tok just kicked the ball in
then they trudged out, LOL

haha they went home with yong hwee
lol both our facesx damm red

competition 2ml btw
gotta beat daryl
gotta get that place
try keep up with zhen yang

ok TAG REPLIES:D

QISHAN: LAWL haha thanks reviving man. its like you spam then ppl flood in liao
and shit i haven do the homework:(

Jun xiang: okay lah i try to increase the frequency of my tag replies.haha and you realli got improve lah:D

Jiawen: haha sorry my internet died on me and come lah my chi dance fusion own you man

ALvin: LAWL! i do cos im such a bad student

LEEZI: haha thanks:D imba gk

BK: eh damm cool lah today i keep hiting high balls on the baseline. even fat eugene cannot take

yay im done

time to cyborg, 杀 杀 杀!

fun with tennis. haha
"fun with tennis" sabbatical has been quite fun.
today we started playing
at first we started stroking and those who hit out 3 times must do pumping
haha jun xiang went out first
then teng hui
then bryan kor
then me
then yu song
irvin had 3 lives left till the end where the coach increased the pace
then the maddrick come and own him
wah that maddrick is like some imba monkey
his strokes are wrong but they get the ball in
then played doubles
paired with teng hui
after being ousted for a few rounds i got tired of it
"wahlao teng hui i zam can?
haha then teng hui was like okay
then just nice irvin and bk team became king
then when the coach fed the ball i go zam
boom
then we won the point. ROAR
then after some good moves by teng hui we won 2 points and became king
hehe
then we were kicked out next
wah but not bad lah
i play with the baby racket-loser eugene pair
then eugene zam i run out of the court boundary damm far then i kick up and hit the ball
and OMG it went in
then he kpkb
i go back center he hit there again
so i was like hitting the ball until it was out of control
haha then the ball landed on the line
the coaches were laughing at eugene lah
LOL that LOSER
then bk was advertising my "chinese dance fusion" playing style
so the coach started niaoing me
I SERIOUSLY DON'T LOOK LIKE A GIRL
but shi rong insist
hehe so he got what he deserved after that
after we were released we went classroom
then we remembered our fart bombs
HAHA we bought the FART BOMBS from coronation plaza
hehe then bk distracted irvin at the computer while putting a bomb under his seat
we were laughing like crazy but it didnt explode
sian
so bk planted another
OMG
it went like
BOOM
then irvin was like AHHHHHOHHHHHHH!!!!!
haha the bomb stank like crazy
hehe then shi rong was our next target
we ask him to use the com
then bk put a bomb there
AGAIN it didnt burst
so we sian diao cos no more bombs
then chee-ko shi rong started looking at girls on friendster
and OOOOHHH and AAAAAAHHH at them
then the bomb exploded
WOW
shi rong's reaction was the max
haha bk, irvin teng hui jun xiang can testify
he was like" WHAT T HE FUCK!!! AHHHHH"
then he started chasing after me
boy he was fast
damm fast
but he couldnt catch me
LAWL
then after a while he gave up
"wah ni ze ge cang pao de, hen li hai ar"
but he didnt do anything
then we went to my hse
to play ping pong
bk didnt go because he didnt want to get owned by my bro
imagine losing 11-0 to an 11-yr old boy. understandable
HMPH THEN I SAW ALVIN THE 3k runner
hmph
trying to secret trng by cycling
arh alvin i also secret trng man, im ready to do a 50s 800m anytime
ah so i only remember the points for our doubles ping pong match
shirong and me VS irvin and jun xiang
lol 21-4
but irvin and junxiang improved drastically
now they can easily beat the short stub BK
no problem man


im damm scared
race on saturday
i want a SUB 2:18
hope my hip does'nt hurt so much

these two days have been really tiring
had to do the usual 40 pumping with chen gou
do liao arms damm kek
then when to play tennis
hands tired again
then went to play ping pong
hands tired
the entire length of my arm feels numb and my wrist hurts when i jerk it
felt it when using chopsticks haha
damm how am i gna run on sunday
i wanna do a sub 2:18
shucks
i don't know what sir is thinking sometimes
but i beta beat daryl as well
but my arms are gna be a burden
this sucks big time

realised i haven replied tags in a long time

Jun xiang: NICE:D

Delwin: sorry i will skip this

Qishan: haha you beta show me, otherwise i damm sian. haha and dun worry too much^^

BK: do again next wk i scared ppl's parents complain

Limin: yeah but i wish i was the one who just needed a mark to get full marks..haha but lucky i didnt fail

BK:


bryan gregory kor chong yang got 35/40 for a maths test after mugging for it
so much for "full time slacker"



i think i have replied all tags:D

ALVIN HELP LEH

HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY TO ALL MOMS OUT THERE
today was a typical day(apart from being mother's day) so i won't talk about it

yesterday when i went out for dinner with my family
i saw a boy who could'nt walk properly, let alone run
what timing
i should'nt be taking my legs for granted
i'm lucky im not like him
i can run
i like to run

i just lose touch of that feeling sometimes

saddening

haven posted in a while so i shall talk about friday and sat

YESS i passed my maths
lol 21/40
not bad considering in left 4 qns blank
but teng hui got 39/40
so generally it was horrible
trng was quite fun
we did extensive interval
we did an 800m
then we rested like 3mins
before running 400m backwards
LAWL
then we did 800m again
15 times altogether
haha some 2.4 failures couldnt catch up while we were running backwards
then irvin and i went out with junxiang jierong sam yong hwee
went to eat at coronation
hehe den we went to the SWIRL
imba ice-cream shops that provided imba board games
damm fun lah
"what's a thing. same shape as a muffin but not a muffin
"cupcake!
"same shape as sperm. animal
"TADPOLE!
LAWL
it was fun while it lasted
then i went home with sam and yong hwee
slept
damm tired
haha next day i went for BC which was reali boring cos somebody didnt show me smth
AHHHHH
then went for JIANG
haha then back row was all us hc guys LAWL
haha messed up everything
lol
me and jierong were making lame jokes
like we were power rangers
then yong hwee who sat in the middle in front of us was the red ranger
in charge of the head
then bk was in charge of the torso
(oh, of the robot)
then aaron and i were the hands
ke wei and teng hui were the legs
then jie rong , of course, was the robot's anatomy

fighting against the evil monster zhen lao shi
oh the others were the buildings that the monster usually fall on when it dies
LAWL freaking lame

but it was damm fun with all the guys
just not productive
haha but not like it matters since its the last few lessons of the term

power rangers i notice is always the same thing one
when they defeat the small dude
then they will YESS WE DID IT
then suddenly the small dude grows really big and powerful
then he will go"ROAR IM SO BIG SO POWERFUL ROAR"
then they will use their robot
then shoot something
then sparks will fly
psst
then monster falls on the buildings and they will YESS WE DID IT again

stupid.
they should make more effort
my brother watches but hasnt reali noticed the pattern
maybe he doesnt mind

damm it lah
i have flu also
cant even go for trng
In class got air-con my nose is like freaking blocked

i must go for trng on FRI

SIAN 2ml got LIT test, then thursday got maths
wah ccb lah trigo identities damm hard to rmb
and its damm hard to study

somemore now i must go find chen everyday for PT

today he make me henry nick koh pump 20, then hold there like wad, 8 mins
while listening to him talking

wah my arms kek like siao

i was like panting lah

but i hope he does this to me everyday
i dun want running
have enough of it

if i do this everyday till next yr, 10 pull-ups won't b a prob
then next yr i wont get 29/30 for napfa

the new sitting arrangement sucks
i sitting beside kenneth
he farts a lot
yesterday he farted 4 times
so i told him to tell me so i could face somewhere else

then he's damm boring

sitting with jun xiang and shirong is much, much, much better

at least its damm funny

so today i changed place with marcus and sat with SHIRONG
cos i wanted him to teach me maths
lucky zhi tao nvr come
otherwise he kpkb
i dun even know y
its not even his fucking problem

he go put us with people we don't like, and put himself next to the only guy who talks to him, jian yi

cb square-shaped fatass
he's a lump of meat in the shape of a cubiod
somemore always act cute
disgusting
thinks he's damm funny

i don't care i'm sitting with shi rong


argh ok

Durian: yes yes. as if you have competition. if people like joshua can run, why can you? thanks. i rather not run than get last and cry after that. and lets carry on this childish squabble on a more suitable place. like maybe that disgusting url you call "your blog".

Al: eh codenames codenames! nono stay with the chocolate.

Delwin: i will skip this. sorry delwin

Wee teck: sorry lah. i'm coming on fri.

Jik: i'm playing every recess and like after school on alternate days, so very easy to find :D

Bk: yes. delwin knows.

Delwin: aiya bet you got blog also. what isit http://www.paying30buckstoplayrunescapeisworthit.blogspot.com/ arh.

YESS chem test confirm A1!
i think...
with help from kester
and mugging the whole weekend

i hope they don't the mock test for which i got 5/20
like don't even include 10%
i doubt i can afford to lose my A1
since i got D7 for physics
along with shi rong
i did'nt even feel like playing ping-pong today
haha somemore there's lit on wed and maths on thurs
so i gotta study for maths 2day, study for lit 2ml
study for maths after lit test on wednesday before the maths test on thurs
i'm damm scared. i hate trigo lah, somemore i dunno why fong must include quadratic
as if i dun have enough problems

ahhh

tag replies

Jik: Yo me link you!

jrme and BK: hmph see la bk, niao me now you fail chem..haha jrme you will fail your chem too

al: ALVIN wah you damm bad lah shud hav ask me to pon wif you. EAT YOUR CHOCOLATE ARH

Qishan: lol as usual. anw i replied your tag so reply mine!

Limin: ping pong is THE MAX. almost better than food.

Jiayu: no lor. my memory is sup imba. lots of ppl can testify to that.

Irvin: bowling zai niao me lah!

Durian: yess i know. the shorter you are, the more advantage you have lah
so you got 2times more advantage so dun kp me


Irvin: YA LOR

Delwin: haha delwin come get the short balls first




hehe cabal lvl 40!
but i sian alr
good anw i nid to quit

i just came back from chem tuition
LAWL
shirong i bet with you i won't fail
BET $10.50
you want i let you copy ar
oh btw i forgot to mention the 5km time run we all did on friday
IT WAS FREAKIN HOT
like BURNNINGGGGG
i drank water, lots of water but nth happened
on the 6thround
my lips were throughoutly cracked
on the 1oth, the air i breathed in was like pure salt
i walked half of the last 2
and ran like all out for the last 10m
i was like bleeding from the nose
just that i had run out of blood
lol
gary said he had the same feeling
felt damm broken
timing:24plus
LAWL no matter no matter
at least i finished it
like 5 ppl stopped lah
including the super imba CHU GUAN YAN
lol i bet he see me in front he demoralised
"wah siao i so slow arh!"
then super-cute jnr shan cai stopped too

wah lee zi oso demoralised me
he last 300m go pia
den ask me jia you
den in the end turn out he run 1 less round

lol the tok started toking things that i wasnt really interested in
that's all my limited memory will allow

oh, went out with half of the pool comitee and laughed till i had no appetite and was freakin weak
lol
damm good laugh i had

irvin couldnt finish his food

now for tag replies:


urgh i dun feel like it


next time...

today was quite bad but turned out quite good
IHC test wasnt that bad bit i didnt really do as i was supposed to haha
den played ping pong with teng hui shirong BK
delwin's weakness!
short balls!
he can't reach for them
LAWL
then i slept throught chi period
until test results came
shucks
75..A1
but BECAUSE OF CHU GUAN YAN!!
everyone minus 2 marks
so gone with the A1
i was like WTF damm loud
so i got cuaght
had to write, wo bu neng zai ke tang shang shuo chu hua
x100
damm
hand damm numb
no more profanities
shucks
den came the killer period
gilbert pointed out 4ppl who were disruptive in class, or who he thot were disruptive
cause i tell you, i certainly was'nt
i was like STUN
is this a joke?
then ltr when we went to the staffroom, they showed me what the teachers said about me
Mr. yap"doesnt hand up homework, in his own world"
true true..but...there's no need to...
i just handed up like 10 homework late
homework is nothing!
its crap!
there's nothing wrong!
so gibert and mrs.giam were like telling me my problems
"carries an air of nonchalance"
"heck care attitude"
"attire tells its all"
attire is stupid. i dun even noe why the sku u even nids 4 brass buttons
troublesome lah, everyday must pin up
"no discipline"
"yet so capable of excellent pieces"
ahhh, thats wad they all say
just because i write compos in a much more open way than others
LAWL last yr we wrote 8 compos
all the ppl in my essays died
the first had the best fate, beaten beyond regconition
the rest commited suicide
ALL A1 man
but i wrote the same for my EOY and got 16/30
were they playing a trick on me for the whole yr?
anw they say my writing is more british, so local teachers don't really accept it
nonsense
hehe gilbert probably said that cause of my recent compo, about about discrimination against women (of cos i was against it okayy)
haha, of course i excelled
like 24/30 A1
comments
"colurful as usual, but the jump from discrimination in the business industry to prostituition was rather abrupt"
before i get carried away in my boasting
chem mock test results
hehe
damm funny
my paper came in
5/20
i choked
shirong was like heheheheheh
then shirong's paper came






2/20




the whole role burst out in laughter and shi rong wore his crying face
haha but be proud of it man, anw our whole row failed


2ml got open hse so i can't go BC. sorry QISHAN
OWN YOU NEXT NEXT WEEK MAN
LAWL

ok time to be goody-two shoes and reply tags:D

Jordan: post something more constructive lah, don't tink got felicia chin qiang ok

Henry: when i get dota, i will own you 19-0 with pudge

Someone: SWEET! ice-cream? set.

Jiayu: how could i forget you, its like 3 yrs onli lah. i'm not that bad lah
LINK ME LINK ME

Xuying: damm meann lah xu ying i not fat okayy:D

Qishan: sorry lah, next next week arh

hehe time to sleep
10.30am let's go!