Friday, September 26, 2008 UltraSLIM 6:12 PM
i really really wanted to sumit this for english ace but i was afraid gilbert would smack my head
its quite mean, yknw.
but it was just for fun.
胖妞To start with, i would like to say that this is merely my personal opinion, and as politcally incorrect as this may seem, it is only a joke, a manifestation of all the stress and emotions being released in the midst of my schooling life. Please don't take me seriously. Also, you know you should'nt continue continue reading if the above tittle is what describes you best.
Fat girls. Pang nius as we call them. they are put bluntly, the pollutants of our environment in society. Mostly found in choa chu kang, the pang niu, is namely a fat girl who likes to dress in skimpy clothing, mainly skirts and pants. This trend, mostly seen in fat adolescents, is creating quite some havoc and proving itself to be quite a public nuisance. The emergence of this trend is due to low-self esteem and is a desperate bid of these fat girls to try and make themselves look better. However, this parochial view merely underscores their bigotry(no pun intended), and does in fact, absoulutely nothing for them. Short skirts, pants and pretty dresses are in no way, to be worn by this form of female adolescents. They are restricted to slim hot ladies with mile long legs and figures to die for. In a way, one might parallel fat girls wearing pretty dresses to cross-dressing. This, of course, is unethical and disgusting, even if some might enjoy it.
All guys like their girls in pretty dresses and whatnot, however, what they dread most are in fact fat girls in them. On regular trips on the mrt, i often have my eyes fixed on the ground, sweating profusely, shuddering in fear, for i have a pang niu on the seat next to me. The flabby arms are unnecessarily accentuated by that outfit, and those hot pants make those thunder thighs look ever so resembling to tree trunks. It's horrific, like a car crash. You want to turn away but you can't You eyes are mercilessly glued to those lumps of fat hanging from above. the guys around you are also grimmacing in pain and misery in this scene of rot and decay. At this point in time, the pang niu turns around and smiles, shooting you a come-hitter look. Now, there is no greater sense of fear. Everytime, once a pang niu steps into the doors of the mrt, the terror begins. (What else do you think the guys are doing with their hands clasped together, head thrown up to the ceiling, eyes griped tightly, as the train approaches choa chu kang.) It is at this point where you wish your stop was much, much nearer. For hot-blooded males, everything goes soft immediately. Therefore, the pang niu trend is in face, extremely inconsiderate to the surroundings and immediately potrays the lack of courtesy for the general public. This is a trend, that we need to take immediate action against.
Despite this, one must understand that this is quite a singaporean culture, and the way these fat girls behave, its actually a singaporean trait. This trend is the physical manifestation of this trait. The adults, maybe used to this, never seem affected even when they are surrounded by pang nius. What is this maturity in them, that allows them to be so oblivious to the negativity surrounding them? However, with all the regular trips past choa chu kang, is adulthood even attainable?
However, wait, pang niu! For there is still a glimer of hope in this seemingly bleak horizon! In the form of healthy diets and proper exercise! Yes, maybe it was never your choice to look like this, but you can change your destiny! With consencious effort and healthy food habits, you can easily get all the fat off! one fateful day, you might wonder why the guys aint grimmacing and moaning in pain anymore.Its time to stop being a public hinderance.
