my dad's gone
i have freedom,though i hope he can come back safetly
damn i worry too much.
its only a week.

hmm, i shall go for training even though i dunno wad t do wif my ankle
i think i will just do the weights that do not involve my legs
and maybe some other stuff
few more days and its shall fully recover
it seems to be fully functionable now but i dun wna take any chances

now, i dunno why the link to my blog has been put on my pri school class blog
i think i would have requested them to link me on the tagboard if i wanted them to.
that was'nt, is not and is not going to be the case.

yes. im such an asshole.

my ankle has gotten worse. so im seeing a doctor later.

i had 2 dreams last night, both of which left me shaking and being extremely relieved upon waking up and finding myself in my bedroom

the first was on the day of my 800m heats, apparently next year, and my timing was still shit
so all i could think was how i was going to get into the top8 and why training time seemed to be gone so quickly. of course, my mind has no recollection of what i had done for training.
i didnt knw the ending because i had woken up, but nontheless it was rather predictable.

the second was about the same day, just day i was late for my heat
the heat started at 430 and i was leaving home at 400.
of course, its impossible to reach cck from my hse t the stadium, then warm-up in 30mins
i was tying my shoe laces trying t rush down the lift but my laces seemed to undo themselves each time i was done. then i woke up again, trembling slightly

its strange how i can remember the details so vividly when i can forget everything else.
i think i should heed the signs
after all, i only have one chance.

fortunately my ankle was injured near the exams, when most ccas are alrd standing down.
i have to be careful next time i go downslope in mcritchie.
and i never act seh when i run downslope okay!

my msg is 2.88
and its the holis
one week and in a few days, monster papa's gg japan!
so im FREE!!!!
WHOOTS!
no kpkbkpkb!
YEAH baby WHEEEEEEEE

the bed, bolster and pillow are gna be my best friends!
and the com:D
yeah yeah yeah da da da da da

ate one mcchicken, one mcwings and 2regular fries today.
own kaiyuen

no more tests,
one week holiday!
haha not bad yesterday i could control!
switched off the com and went to study, whooo
physics confirm pass! but cannot pass B4 one haha
not bad, considering its last minute revision
dun say i haolian ah junxiang
yesterday had trials
hops, 100m, 400m, flexibility
hops got owned
100m lose to sec1..next time will be faster
400m was slightly below average, considering my 800m distance
the top8 confirm can run below 59s, with kalis the sick last year champ running 55s for his first rnd, and then maintaining to a 2:06!
so its quite pathetic
must reach <57!

flexibility was damn zibei, wlao if sit-&-reach i got better chance lah!
half jooern's length leh

went home all the ways abs suan like crazy, nvr feel before leh

shit nw teng hui learn hw to wedgie also
he and alvin wedgie is sky-high one
make until the undies pull until almost above my pants, then my bottom is like...
wlao then my underwear tear abit leh!
i dun wna buy anymore new underwear

then today tio wedgied during chinese!
teng hui you pull somemore i cut a hole in the front and back of ur trunks
for the front i tink 2mm in diameter can liao, HAH!

finally i can run!
since 2ml no lessons and no time trial, GREAT!
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
6km before dinner!

physics class proved to be a good revision today.
after that, went to get my ipod back from leewc.
sucess! but she was gna call my mom, oh shit, or was it my dad?
oh shit.
nvm nvm.
then went to wait at the 7-11 at 6thavenue to get my phone back from an old man who picked it up.
thx, old man!:D
then i bought myself 2 bars of chocolate and went home
yea big big barssssssssss
im done with one, shall devour the other after dinner

the physics test is interfering with my runs
after thursday, i hope there's gna be no more of such inteferences!

aim for holiday week, 5days!

haha me and jun xiang and some others are gna pool some cash to buy smth for sungkk
either a billabong shirt or a belt, haha!
oh maybe some biore men's facial cream!
haha lucky sung!

today sucked, cos leewc confiscated my ipod
xiao bin was playing the games and she just took it away
and i wasnt aware of it until xiao bin told me in a very considerate way
"sim, your ipod isit the green one with the parachute game?"
slightly amused, i was like, "yes, why?"
"cos leewc just confiscated it"

with a loud "FUUUUCCCCCCKKKK!!!!"
i ran after her.

because she was pissed cos i was watching nastia liukin on youtube instead of doing her sunzibingfa shit, she gave me the i-dun-wna-listen-to-you face and walked away
i bet she's jealous that all her students' attention were on liukin instead.
see lah xiao bin, all your fault!

then later trng was much better.
was quite slack

freeman follwed me into the toliet to see me change. hahah deja vu, freeman! i hid in the toliet cubicle but freeman peered over and kept laughing like heath ledger in the dark knight.
you pervert freeman!
later junxiang was at the weight room and he tackled me until i stoned there for quite a while
so, with some scores to settle, me and junxiang went to see who could lift up the heavier weight with the legs
since arms were totally out of the question.
in the end we both called it quits, haha, obviously cos junxiang was terrified of the 12thousandtons i could lift up with the flick of my ankle!

so i grudgingly accepted it as a draw.

shancai's dianguangjirouzhuan has obviously reached a new level, and he infused it with his snake-like hand movements to form the ultimate nipple defense mechanism
however, in my attempts to strike gold, irvin took the opportunity to use his undisputedly most powerful nipple- oliberating-super-power twister and left me crying on the floor.
with shancai the biantaisemo laughing like crazy
then later i come near him with the pervy smile and he just fell to the floor by his own
wah shancai epitomises the meaning of ZI-HIGH and LAUGHING UNNECCESSARILY
he looked at the mirror and started laughing so hard he fell on the floor
then when he fell, he started laughing on the floor for about 20secs
believe me, he can do that for a much much much longer time.

hah the alvin climb moutains one week wedgie off form!!!
hahah alvin!
i think my wedgie skills over take you liao!

ltr went to do easy run with them at namly avenue

then went to fish tank and shan cai was pissed at infringement of privacy.
sorry lah shan cai!
but the indian guy...

went home with daryn koh on 156(rare occasion)
since daryn koh was adjouring to his other palace
sp he let me play virtual tennis on his psp
wah i owned the mama davenport with SHA-RA-PO-VA!
virtual tennis is fun, then got so many things to do!

saw bishan gay at the busstop, ahh i sorta missed him, haven seen him for maybe half-a-year
ever since trng started ending at 6, haha
gd thing my bus came immediatly, so i didnt have to relish his GAY smile and ultimate ultimate pervy look.

his specs are still the same old stylish, classic ones

hehe physics is actually on thursday
wah it actually feels good to think the test is actually nearer, cos then everything is suddenly super relaxed and there's so much more time:D

maths still has lots to improve.
sungkk hinted today in his ever fluctuating voice
"september1st no remedial, cos it is TEACHER'S DAY."
haha then went we go zouzou him ask him isit he want a new, more flowery pencil case
he blush and gave him trademark want to control but cannot tahan smile!
haha sung rocks almost all the time
dunno which guai lan last time always attitude him, HAHA!

i used to have smooth silky skin.


oh no!

ate my standard bak chor mee-with-handmade-fishballs-but-don't-want liver-on-a-saturday-breakfast
but without chili, but tomota sauce this time,
hah the taste is not as good, but at least i can eat the finish the entire bowl without my lips getting numb half-way, haha i cant eat chilli:(
the handmade fishballs rocked as usual,
damn bouncy and hot, shiok!
haha im refering ONLY to the FISHBALLS
haha, i koped 4out of 8 my mom bought for everyone.

then went for BC then there was this new fat tcher, who was quite nice, but bc was boring as usual.
hah then i went to buy lychee milk tea and milo ice blended but somehow the tranny who PAO the CHA put pearls in only one, when someone told me milo ice-blended would have pearls. and the lychee milk tea didnt have the lychee jelly!
i wanted to protest, but the tranny's scary glare and deep growling voice advised me against it
"BOY, NI YAO SHE ME"
she seemed like a perfectly normal lady in her 20s until she spoke, her voice is deeper than my dad's!

so i wasnt sure which was which and didnt want t take chances, so i didnt touch them.

ok, so later in jiang in turned out that the one with pearls is mine, YESS!
then later zhen lao shi PRAISED ME FOR BEING ABLE TO WRITE SOME DAMN IMBA WORD沮丧!, unlike someone who wrote it as 取上, hahaha!

then zhen lao shi meng praised leck hong for his imba acting of some retarded old man, but it was obvious he wasnt really acting!
lucky leck hong!

throughout the class, i sensed this looming dark, BLACK presence at the back corner of the classroom, and i could sense its killing intent and horniness!
and i could sense it fusing and enveloping(gaying?) around with another dark black presence
but i had no courage! no courage at that momment to turn around and confront this black, evil presence! could it be for fear it would bear its yellow stained fangs at me in a evil twisted smile?

WOW! but i doubt it could have been teng hui.
no, it couldnt have been.

not wanting to take chances, i kept low and soon the dark presence exited the room at 2:30, having rendered no harm to me.

it was raining lightly outside.

then, ON the bloody mrt, there was this obese girl dressed in a dress meant for slim, hot girls, looked like guan gong, clinging on to her boyfriend(WOW)
and because the mrt was especially jampacked, and everyone was squeezed together, conincidentally with some really bad timing and positioning in the train,i was subjected to the worst kind of emotional and physical torture,
i don't really want to describe it.

why have i been subjected to this!
i swear, i will never make fun of PANG NIUs anymore!
i wont make fun of their tidal wave arms, thunder thighs and tree trunk waists anymore!
IM SORRY! DONT PUNISH ME LIKE THAT AGAIN!

i cant bring myself to do work,
there are too many distractions
and daryn wasted an hour of my time today, and a dollar as well,
physics test in on thursday
wlao, dunno y that botak have to put test on wk10, den i cant use the test t pull my bloody c5 up
den now wk10 liao still so saoxin got test.

today chen made me do 5rnds
didnt feel like jogging cos i wanted to buy a drink before sabaticals
so i ran, otherwise i would have taken more than 10mins
not a bad choice afterall

sian, jun xiang no need to see hin liao, lucky ass!

GREAT! zhixin dsa into hwachong!
so he can bring the table-tennis team to greater heights, lol
so for psle, he get 230 also can get into the school, YEAH!
i just hope they can put him in the same consortium:D
whoots another person i can go home with!:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
and all the way home somemore:D:D:D

usain bolt is sex
cant really dance for nuts, but still, who can, at this point, criticise the fastest man in the world?

having watched usain bolt last night, i wondered how our dear gay was going to have any chance near that piece of gold and jade.

already at the start, he pounced ahead and was already steps in front of his seemingly useless opponents, getting into his strides, the impression he excluded was more befitting of one taking a stroll in the park, rather than that of one running in the olympics


then he did next what i felt was absolutely appropriate for the situation
he looked to his side, then started looking around, probably to display his row of teeth to the camera, and then finished about2m? in front of his worthy adversaries.


he took a few quick breaths, showing not a sign of fatigue, as if he could run a hundred more a these


he sure has the right to his arrogance





haha and i wna watch this movie!




time t study maths, then next week sabactical week i shall go and run!

YESHH!!!

oh yah i shud read my manga before doing maths, haha

wlao non-aircon classroom make me damn sleepy,
slept during balan's period while i was supposed to be doing some assignment,
teng hui slept too.
suprisingly bk didnt..
hahah it was quite comfortable and went i woke up, balan, trying to act like a know-it-all as usual, asked me how my nap was

lol so i smiled and say not bad but he couldnt really do anything about it.
then later supposed to do some presentation for chinese about olympics
but me teng hui jun xiang and shirong had done nothing about it.
hah lucky jun yang and benedict and private wank's grp present first
wah jun yang damn passionate
he talked on and on and on
then when it was Q&A so me and teng hui spammed qns like nvr before, and jun yang asnwered each question in a very detailed manner.
me and teng hui were like, "eh 10mins left, can anot!"
"cannot ask until left 5mins, confirm no need do liao!"
so we continued asking, and with the help of junxiang, we managed to delay our presentation to 2ml!

haha then me and teng hui act pissed with tcher
"wah laoshi she me yi si, wo men yao cheng xian de lah, xian zai mei you shi jian liao..."
then she was giving the "yeah-right!" look,

haha damn funny during zhitao's presentation we were talking about blogs
so bk ask me about mine and ask delwin about his
then delwin was blushing like crazy
"lao shi bu shi wo, na ge shi shen zhi jian ge wo zhi zhao de!"

haha bk lah, shud have shown the class his blog during the presentation.

2ml got trng! lets see what THAT guy does.

today fatass zhitao ruin my formation,
make me have to resort to other more desperate means
and the fucker stanley don't wna move just cause he's just lazy

OH HAHA ASSEMBLY we had a talk by our school's very own zhentouwenjianjia!

haha but today training was quite slack.
did hops and then 15x200m which was quite fun.
hahah alvin, got show to watch hahah

"wl! 2 sets liao, i hit by lactic! must all out liao!"

freeman is talented, haha
eh and compared to other 15x200m, this was rather relaxing

oh ya hor, 35s pace.

hehe then later did some fun stuff and went home with weeteck,

my back makes creaking noises whenever i straighten it
and my back muscles hurt really bad.
i wonder how im going to survive tomorrow's hops
can meng then meng.
but do liao whole body kek another day, before time trial on friday
rawr, hope i can partner joo ern for rat and rabbit, chu yu see gives up whenever i overtake him
oh maybe irvin, unless he still has scores to settle with gary.

got my new specs today, ahhh i can see again.
haha my degree decreased by 50 on both sides
and i didnt knw i was got double vision, dunno what astheticsai ar,
feels like cyclops laser-glasses or whatever he calls them,
curves at the sides.

sian lah, tao li got 5th.
no medal, haha
the church bastards pissed me off
wasted my time
i want to go out with other people, or play ping with shirong,
then they waste my time
make me go j8 wait for them
go there liao say cannot make it
waste my bloody fuck time.
bloody potatoes!
but i'm quite relieved that they cant come
just that they wasted my precious holiday i could have spent playing lan or watching movie!
assholes

so i bought myself honeydew sago and went home.

The olympics are nice to watch
china diving team owned the angmoh gals in the afternoon
and tao li get into finals
wlao i 2ml wna watch one lah!
but got trng, haha
sian.
hope she can win!
jia you!

after breakfast today, i suddenly felt extremely tired.
worse then last night.
and i didnt feel like running today.
i don't like this feeling, its horrible.

today damn fun lah.
instead of attending national day concert, me teng hui and bryan kor played hardcore ping-pong
with bert too
eh not bad, i improved lor, HAHA
then later went for long run
but realised every friday now got time trial, which will increase in intensity
wlao then joshua damn pressue, run behind keep making weird, remotely erotic noises as he ran behind me,
so i tried to shake him off and went fast at the downslope
then later after 4k turn back liao tried to catch up with freeman
overtake liao then siheng came
wahlao damn fast lah
so i tried to keep up
damn tired
keep with him about 1km cannot tahan liao
then after i fang diao siheng my whole body felt damn ruan and no energy
later saw sean who i mistook for irvin and tried catching up
realised it wasnt irvin and no energy again,
after a while i saw the REAL irvin so i had energy once more, then upon reaching the boardwalk irvin run damn fast, i only managed to close up a bit, in the end finish liao my body damn hot

then lost my clothes! hahah
found it under somebody's bag

went with alvin and irvin to alvin's house in skimpy clothing, haha
damn cold, then i damn hungry
hehe den go alvin's house
HAHA ALVIN, thank to irvin my fifa shifu i have improved drastically!
from 13-0 to about 6-0!
then play DOA and we had our eyes glued to the screen, haha
alvin's mom fried rice is nice!
haha me and irvin both like the salted fish!
lol i tried carrying feirou and feirou's dad's murderer, the naughty ahboy
naughty ahboy bit my middle finger damn hard, i jerked my hand and the cage flew a bit.
alvin, "WLAO U KNOW HOW TO CARRY A NOT"
so i resorted my good friend fei rou!
but he bit my pinkie :(
i saw him sinking his jaws into my pinkie
haha looked cute but i mean, it wasnt dat cute after all cause it was my pinkie he was sinking his teeth into

so later alvin's mom taught me how to carry feirou and i played with him!
wah hamsters damn cute lah
i think if i ever get one, i will call one fei rou also, then call the other sungkk, HAHA

ate a damn full dinner with irvin and went home.

i think i have fallen sick.
depressing.

fuck.

wlao ended up in hougang
took hell long to get back home,
took half the journey on a cap,
wah sian
still got maths,
i hope this week can pass by quickly

my dad, put bluntly, can be quite the fucker.
after i come back from home, upon feasting on to my delicious chicken chop, he spams the doorbell and storms in as if he's some bigshot.
then he slams the door and starts shouting stupid stuff that my ears are unwilling to receive as my brain is to decipher.

he totally ruined my appetite, and the sight of his face, even though its nt disgusting in particular, makes my stomach feel as if i just swallowed my maths homework

then he starts kp-ing me and zhi xin randomly over ridiculously insignificant matters like the lights being left on, and he does it not in a gentle way,
oh he shouts and makes a great big fuss

what a turn-off

how i wish i could make him really piss and then shut him up in a sound-proof glass box
then i would see his face turn red and see his mouth twitch incontrollably, but without all the racket it makes.
then, stuck in that empty glass box, he would be unable to vent his anger by slamming this and slamming that, beating this and beating that and he can only sit and look at me smiling delightfully at him.

that would teach him to control his bloody temper.

or maybe, i could suspend him from the house balcony and leave him dangling from 13 storeys with 10 strings. then with each time he tries to kp, i cut 1 string away.

or maybe, i could tear apart one expensive shirt in his closet each time he kp

for his own sake, he better be careful, cause im starting to picture different fates he could end up in,

of course, i am unable to do all these, and i am unwilling to taint my hands.

i really don't want to end up like him.

he might be nice sometimes, but a major portion of his life is being dedicated, wasted, at acting like a total bastard, a violent one at that

next time he dares to yank at my hair (oh yeah, asshole, you cant now, cos IM botak) i will pull his too.

well, there's no doubt who's will drop off first.

ahhhh control control control control
cannot be like him
cannot be like him

at times like this i wish he could view my blog, haha.

that's all, i think i can study for maths now, at the cost of revealing my ugly side
sian.
all your fault.

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today bc was quite okay, stayed away from the despo table and sat with the PRC,
i was damn quiet and dao, haha.

then later went for jiang on mrt and then got the seat:D
haha then limin came abit late,
must say i paid more attention, but not as much as i could when i was sitting with teng hui and ke wei, haha, not implying anything.
haha eh not bad i wrote some crap in my beautiful, delectable handwriting and zhen lao shi say its correct! YAYness

went to eat ice-cream and made quite a mess of myself.
haha thx limin for watching me eat and telling me cha sao bao jokes, LOL
wlao but later all the people who gave out flyers dao me!
and i got pwned at the mrt game, to which i have no other comment, haha

and dun be discourage over this setback, there are many other opportunities and chances for you to prove yourself and do better:D



urban dictionary is cool, and gives a whole new meaning to words
try entering your own name for fun, haha
this is what it gave me

SIM
2 up, 4 down
SIM acronym for "Sex in the Mouth"
"Eating that chocolate was like SIM"


sim
52 up, 35 down
A way to say "Best"
"Your one of the Sim" or "Your the Sim"

haha irvin and alvin also have, but alvin's is too explicit and i shant be mean,

haha and naruto, bleach is getting more exciting! general cross just died on d.gray man-.-
awww, the guy who killed him must have been damn qiang, it might be allen though, and
that would be so cool

wlao today long run felt quite tired.
like body no energy like that
not supposed to be tired but felt quite lethargic
then run half-way, something flew into my mouth and got my throat a bit stuck
wont say what it was
wlao running 8km then tio gang niao by irvin and alvin
LOL
we finished together!
haha so for the next run we are gna get top3 improvement award!
YESH!

wlao geog test..
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